JARVIS
Catalog Setup Price FAQ
Order on Telegram
10 assistants ready to order today

Whatever you need done, there is a Jarvis for that.

right now, mine is chasing two overdue invoices

Nothing to configure. You say which assistant you want, paste one line we send you, and about twenty minutes later it is working in your own chat — on your server, answering only to you.

Order yours — $9 first month See all 24 assistants
Freelancer's Assistant
ready now
Example conversation, Lite tier. Text only, inside Telegram.
10
assistants working today, out of 24 planned
20 min
from payment to your first conversation
0
settings files, dashboards or updates to manage
$9
first month, then $12 — cancel whenever
Setup

You are not installing software. You are answering four questions.

No dashboard to learn, nothing to keep tuned, no files to edit. Twenty minutes, most of it waiting.

And if anything stalls, you are already in a chat with the person who built it.

01
Message us on Telegram
A person answers. Describe your week if you are unsure which assistant fits.
2 min
02
Choose an assistant
Ten are ready. One tier, one price — nothing else to decide.
2 min
03
Pay in crypto
We send an address; confirmation is usually a few minutes.
2–5 min
04
Paste the one command we send
It installs everything, then asks you a few plain questions.
15–20 min
05
Say hello to it
It answers in your own chat, and it is yours from then on.
done
What you need on your side: a small server, roughly $5–10 a month — we tell you exactly which one to click — and your own AI subscription. We never resell AI access, so nothing sits between you and the model.
Catalog

Pick the one that matches your week

Ten are built and can be ordered today. The rest are on the bench — listed honestly, not for sale until they work.

Price

One tier is on sale. That keeps the choice easy.

$9 first month, then $12
Lite — available now
One assistant of your choice, from the ten ready today
Text conversation in Telegram, running on your own server
Two assistants 10% off · three 15% · four or more 20%
Order on Telegram
Later this year

Three larger tiers are in progress. Prices are published early so nothing changes on you later — none of them can be bought yet.

Plus
One assistant, plus voice and calls
$19 first month, then $29/mo
Pro
Up to three assistants, documents and analysis
$39 first month, then $59/mo
All-Access
The whole catalogue, dedicated support
$79 first month, then $99/mo
Worth saying plainly
Ten assistants work today. Fourteen do not exist yet and are not for sale.
Only the Lite tier can be bought right now.
We have no published customer reviews yet — we would rather show none than invent them.
No subscription to us beyond the kit itself.
FAQ

Questions people actually ask

Tell us which Jarvis you need. You can be using it tonight.

Ten assistants ready, $9 for the first month — refundable within 24 hours if you have not downloaded yet.

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